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Old 09-26-2005, 07:36 PM   #1
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Two women friends had gone for a girl'* night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women'* husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl'* nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"

"That'* nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
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Does this have anything to do with PMom while you were in Montreal :P

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Hahaha. Good one.
Where did you pee after visiting Chez Paris with Foghorn
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Does this have anything to do with PMom while you were in Montreal :P

LOL

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Too funny....I don't think it had anything to do with me..... But maybe you should tell me what you two boys did while you were together
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Does this have anything to do with PMom while you were in Montreal :P

LOL

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Too funny....I don't think it had anything to do with me..... But maybe you should tell me what you two boys did while you were together
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Wow, sounds like a lot of third and fourth stories that are behind this thread!
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Does this have anything to do with PMom while you were in Montreal :P

LOL

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Too funny....I don't think it had anything to do with me..... But maybe you should tell me what you two boys did while you were together
We did call you :P

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