Gertrude, Maude & Tillie
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Re: Gertrude, Maude & Tillie
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
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Re: Gertrude, Maude & Tillie
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by lash
He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left... 
BTW, I noticed you had a nice even 1000 posts today.
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Originally Posted by lash
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by lash
He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
BTW, I noticed you had a nice even 1000 posts today.
Yay for me 
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Re: Gertrude, Maude & Tillie
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
funny...
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by lash
He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
even funnier...)
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