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Old 10-16-2006, 01:54 PM   #1
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GERTRUDE, MAUDE & TILLIE

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then, Maude also had a stroke.

But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
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your a sick puppy tracy.
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We know where her mind is today
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What makes today different from any other day???
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We know where her mind is today
What makes today different from any other day???
Dunno...............

Maybe because it'* Monday
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We know where her mind is today
What makes today different from any other day???
Dunno...............

Maybe because it'* Monday
I hate Mondays!! I only work a 3 day week this week. I'm taking Thursday & Friday off. I'm going to try to go the junkyard Thursday.
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Seen it before...but I stll laughed this time...easily amused, I am.

And...yay! for yarding!!!! I wanna go too!!
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Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol

Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Tracy immediately had a stroke.

Then, Nicole also had a stroke.

But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
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Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol

Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Tracy immediately had a stroke.

Then, Nicole also had a stroke.

But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Well, we know you wouldn't be the flasher otherwise no one could have a stroke
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Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol

Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Tracy immediately had a stroke.

Then, Nicole also had a stroke.

But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Well, we know you wouldn't be the flasher otherwise no one could have a stroke
I wouldn't be hanging out in a park near you three old ladies...lol
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