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Old 10-16-2006, 04:37 PM   #11
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Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol

Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Tracy immediately had a stroke.

Then, Nicole also had a stroke.

But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Well, we know you wouldn't be the flasher otherwise no one could have a stroke
I wouldn't be hanging out in a park near you three old ladies...lol
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What was that I heard about a condom and a camel????
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Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol

Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Tracy immediately had a stroke.

Then, Nicole also had a stroke.

But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Well, we know you wouldn't be the flasher otherwise no one could have a stroke
I wouldn't be hanging out in a park near you three old ladies...lol
You know you would give your left ******** to be with any one of us wonderful BC ladies
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He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
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He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
what did he trade the left one for???
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He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
what did he trade the left one for???
He didn't say, you'll have to hear it from him....lol.

BTW, I noticed you had a nice even 1000 posts today.
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He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
what did he trade the left one for???
He didn't say, you'll have to hear it from him....lol.

BTW, I noticed you had a nice even 1000 posts today.
I hadn't even noticed Yay for me
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And being that she only posts in the lounge...we can get a picture of her evenness..lol
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Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol

Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Tracy immediately had a stroke.

Then, Nicole also had a stroke.

But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
funny...

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He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
what did he trade the left one for???
A summer with Pat. ( even funnier...)
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Nooooo there was no trading my nuts for the summer..lol
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