"I'd like to spend a day as your bicycle seat"

I think I've actually heard that one before...

Here'* another one for ya'll. Yet another one i've used with success. Only on girls i know well though.

Lay on the ground eyes closed like your knocked out. When she comes over to see if you ok says "am i dead" she'll say "no" or "no why" and then you say "cause i see an angel"

That'* one is money.