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Old 03-01-2004, 07:54 PM   #11
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A friend?

Here is a funny one, kinda r-rated but here goes... "girl, if your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas, I would like to meet you between the holidays"



Could be good for an ice breaker... or a slap in the face...
Aw man, I swear that'* what I was gonna post!!
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Could be good for an ice breaker... or a slap in the face...
Umm...I would tend to react with the latter.
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This big, muscular guy once walked up to me, asked for my number, and said "baby you are FINE" (this was maybe a little more than ten years ago when I was still a scrawny lil' late-teenager)....just for the record, it scared the heck out of me...but I scare easily.....
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This big, muscular guy once walked up to me, asked for my number, and said "baby you are FINE" (this was maybe a little more than ten years ago when I was still a scrawny lil' late-teenager)....just for the record, it scared the heck out of me...but I scare easily.....
Advantages of having been through a lotta crap, very little scares me anymore. Most of the time, if you tell them no and ACT confident, they'll back off.

Another classic pickup line (and yes, this was used on me ): "Hey, did you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I can really see myself in em."

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Hey darlin, you must be tired

Why is that

cause you been runnin thru my thoughts ever since you walked in here.

Sorry.....why is it always the lame ones that get recalled? My buddies and I used to get kicks outta just making those up...not that I ever got to use a single one LOL
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Well, for a 'results with a slap in the face' pick-up-line you could try:

Hi, I'm a bird-watcher and I'm looking for a big-breasted-bed-thrasher. Have you seen one?

For one that will bring better results, well, just tell him nothing works better on a true lady than a conversation in which you aren't trying to impress them (if you can hold a general conversation with them it will give them a good enough idea and you will have a good foot in the door to better odds with her). Just stay cool, and if the true lady is willing to talk do not think of it as 'she wants to go home with me'. Just shrug that thought off and think more along the lines of her being just a regular old friend of yours. If things are going to progress, let the things come as they will, just don't rush them along. Rush and you will be in for a big let down or someone will be hurt.

From my own personal experiences I used to try to pick up the women all the time and it seemed like it never worked. I only ended up with something that I regretted. Now that I have matured somewhat, I have trouble staying single (I don't really want to date at the moment), as almost every time I go out with my friends to just hang-out they (most of them are married and have kids) they always give me the name of some girl that they think I ask out.
Point being try to get just any girls attention and odds are your going to pick up something you don't want. Just stay cool, don't act like a fool, and don't make them think you are desperate. That will scare them off. try taking a little time off from trying to pick up women and the next thing you know they will make a u-turn and be begging at your feet.
Wish your friend good luck.
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i think body language helps alot. Smile when you talk (if they're hot then you'll be happy to be talking to them anyway), and use open body language, ie: dont cross your arms across your chest, stuff like that. Try to look relaxed, and you will feel relaxed.
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i think body language helps alot. Smile when you talk (if they're hot then you'll be happy to be talking to them anyway), and use open body language, ie: dont cross your arms across your chest, stuff like that. Try to look relaxed, and you will feel relaxed.
Very, very true.
Eye-contact is very important also.
Also, choose your words wisely. A good vocabulary is a big turn on for women, and swearing and such are turn offs.
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kool AND WILL NO INPUT FROM YOU YOUR TOO OLD
I'm out then. I'm older than Will...

But this one actualy worked for a friend of mine (much to my disbelief). We were drinking, and in Korea, b the way...

Him: Would you like to dance?
Her: No, thanks
Him: Then I guess a *#%#! is out of the question....

He spent the rest of the night with a gorgeous Australian Army LT (yes, female!!)
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