a freind is in deep need of pick up lines??
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From: Sauk Centre, MN
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Originally Posted by joe
kool AND WILL NO INPUT FROM YOU YOUR TOO OLD 
But this one actualy worked for a friend of mine (much to my disbelief). We were drinking, and in Korea, b the way...
Him: Would you like to dance?
Her: No, thanks
Him: Then I guess a *#%#! is out of the question....
He spent the rest of the night with a gorgeous Australian Army LT (yes, female!!)
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Give a real deep sinsere look into her eyes and say, "are those your real eyes?, Then give a little sheepish giggle and say, I' mean I know those are your real eyes, I mean are those contacts? When she says no, Say "You have the most incredible (insert color here) eyes I've ever seen." They sparkle! Ok I know that sounds kinda lame typed out, but TRUST me it works, girls love that beautiful eye ****! You could go on to mention Bosh and Lomb should patten her eye color, etc! Add to it, just don't OVERKILL!
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Well I dont have any sweet ones cause any girl I know rejects a guy when they hear one but here are some lame ones (courtesy of Quagmire)
Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you
(Look her up and down) meh you'll do
but for the girl who shuts you down but doesnt have the manners or common courtesy to do it nicely here goes
you : Do you want to dance
her : Not with a loser like you (or something else mean)
you: no you heard me wrong I said you look fat in those pants
you:Is this seat taken
girl (in the next seat over) : No and neither will this one be if you sit down
you: oh thats because Ill be introducing your face to my crotch
Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you
(Look her up and down) meh you'll do
but for the girl who shuts you down but doesnt have the manners or common courtesy to do it nicely here goes
you : Do you want to dance
her : Not with a loser like you (or something else mean)
you: no you heard me wrong I said you look fat in those pants
you:Is this seat taken
girl (in the next seat over) : No and neither will this one be if you sit down
you: oh thats because Ill be introducing your face to my crotch
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Originally Posted by 94 SSE with Sizzle
Give a real deep sinsere look into her eyes and say, "are those your real eyes?, Then give a little sheepish giggle and say, I' mean I know those are your real eyes, I mean are those contacts? When she says no, Say "You have the most incredible (insert color here) eyes I've ever seen." They sparkle! Ok I know that sounds kinda lame typed out, but TRUST me it works, girls love that beautiful eye ***^! You could go on to mention Bosh and Lomb should patten her eye color, etc! Add to it, just don't OVERKILL!
OK HERE GOES! Since my wife is all of a sudden taking a first hand LOOK into my BC online experience, my disclaimer is, I have no first hand knowledge of any kind that what I just said works! I just heard some one say it worked, I wouldn't know, REALLY!
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From: Robbinsdale, MN
Originally Posted by 94 SSE with Sizzle
Originally Posted by 94 SSE with Sizzle
Give a real deep sinsere look into her eyes and say, "are those your real eyes?, Then give a little sheepish giggle and say, I' mean I know those are your real eyes, I mean are those contacts? When she says no, Say "You have the most incredible (insert color here) eyes I've ever seen." They sparkle! Ok I know that sounds kinda lame typed out, but TRUST me it works, girls love that beautiful eye ***^! You could go on to mention Bosh and Lomb should patten her eye color, etc! Add to it, just don't OVERKILL!
OK HERE GOES! Since my wife is all of a sudden taking a first hand LOOK into my BC online experience, my disclaimer is, I have no first hand knowledge of any kind that what I just said works! I just heard some one say it worked, I wouldn't know, REALLY!
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You know what the trouble w/ men are, WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO KEEP OUR TRAPS SHUT! 
OK, maybe not all men, but I know one guy w/ a REAL big mouth sometimes, and he ain't real bright either, but I ain't gonna mention no names!
OK, maybe not all men, but I know one guy w/ a REAL big mouth sometimes, and he ain't real bright either, but I ain't gonna mention no names!
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Good time for the prayer:
[i]I'm a man
But I can change
If I have to
I guess...
LOL! That'* a good one, but here'* mine.... Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray thee Lord please don't let my wife super glue (my thing) to my leg.
[i]I'm a man
But I can change
If I have to
I guess...
LOL! That'* a good one, but here'* mine.... Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray thee Lord please don't let my wife super glue (my thing) to my leg.