A fairy tale for women
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Re: A fairy tale for women
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Oh, wait. Different spelling....
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Shining armor isn't all it'* cracked up to be...
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
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Originally Posted by lash
Shining armor isn't all it'* cracked up to be...
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
That'* funny right there, i don't care who you are, thats funny.
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Originally Posted by lash
Shining armor isn't all it'* cracked up to be...
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
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Originally Posted by lash
Shining armor isn't all it'* cracked up to be...
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
BTW- Manly attributes???
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From: Central Florida
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by lash
Shining armor isn't all it'* cracked up to be...
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
It'* freakin' heavy as all get out,
you sweat like a pig in it and can't move very fast.
If you're caught in the rain there'* a chance you'll rust shut before someone can help you out of it.
When you're trying to rescue a fair maiden, there'* the off chance that you could slip and knock her out with a gauntlet.
On the positive side...
It IS shiny and fair maidens like shiny objects,
plus the glint of shining steel can distract from any normal manly attributes that might frighten the poor helpless dears.
BTW- Manly attributes???
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
BTW- Manly attributes???
...the knightly fallacies you were speaking of...
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Originally Posted by lash
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
aka ... farting...lol
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From: Central Florida
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by lash
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
aka ... farting...lol
Should I take a pic tonite and post it tomorrow?
See, Tracy....fairy tales can come true...you just have to believe.
