Once upon a time in a land far away,

a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess

happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.



The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle

with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "



That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs

seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled and thought to herself:


I don't freakin think so.

THE END

Yep...this is a fairy tale all right.

BILL!!!

Peej...don't make me post a barney...lol

You can over use the Barney, you know.

That'* a fairy tale....

Tracy! That'* the most awesome joke I've heard in YEARS!

Well you notice that there is NO knight in shining armor to be the hero because that is pure fallacy!

*snicker* She said fallace.....

Oh, wait. Different spelling....

LOL....