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Old 07-19-2004, 10:00 AM   #1
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This is the actual title of an MSNBC article today...I happened to glance down at my MSN messenger, only to see the phrase "Man shoots self in groin"...i'm like... so of course I have to click...

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Man jailed for illegal firearm possession after shooting self in groin--The Associated Press
Updated: 5:00 p.m. ET July 13, 2004

SHEFFIELD, England - A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm.

David Walker, 28, underwent emergency surgery after the March 6 incident in Dinnington, northern England. Tests were continuing to learn if Walker would be left infertile, his lawyer Gulzar Syed said.

“He still feels quite severe pain,” Syed told Sheffield Crown Court, adding that some pellets still were lodged in Walker’* groin area.

Walker had admitted one charge of possession of a prohibited firearm at a previous hearing.

Prosecuting lawyer Andrew Hatton told the court Walker had gone home to get the shotgun after arguing in the pub with lifelong friend Stuart Simpson about whose turn it was to buy a beer.

As he was returning to the pub, which had closed by then, he accidentally fired the weapon.

“He had it shoved down his trousers,” Hatton said. “After the shotgun had discharged he placed it in a rubbish bin and crawled back to his home.”

Walker told officers he was so drunk he had no idea how he managed to shoot himself and why he had gone home for the gun.

Judge Robert Moore said recent legislation regarding banned weapons meant he had to impose the statutory five-year minimum sentence.

“The shooting of yourself is plainly an exceptional circumstance which is capable of reducing the sentence,” Moore said. “But in this case, I am quite certain, it does not justify reducing it below the statutory minimum.”

© 2004 The Associated Press.
They get brighter by the day... Maybe he'll get an honorary mention in the Darwin Awards for this one (you can only WIN a darwin award if you kill yourself, but you get an honorary mention for making yourself sterile, according to darwinawards.com)

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Boy...that story is just wrong in so many ways...
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What a moron! They say what goes around comes around and I guess if he was going to shoot someone it came around faster than he would have ever thought
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I thought he was just happy to see me
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ouch.... ugh
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...stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers...
I guess something else just got "sawed-off".

Umm, didnt Kyle turn 21 today? Hope he doesnt do anything like this.
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