This time. Too much laxative can cause sever dehydration and death - Don't play with the stuff biys and girls....

But, this time I assume all turned out okay, pretty dang funny, and I bet he shies away from KoolAid in general for a few days...

Yeah, I am smart enough to know when to say when. I'm not trying to kill the kid, just mess with his bowels a bit and I believe I've accomplished that quite well.

Nope not evil, I think he had it coming although it is really ... And I put vinagar in my sis'* what once...

Ok.......here goes!!!!!

My Ex and i were having some serious problems and were on the verge of separation. I used to mix Tangueray and lemonade. i was a correctional officer at one time and was working 7 PM to 7AM. I had made a fresh pitcher of lemonade one evening before I left for work. It just so happened that she decided that evening to pack up her stuff and leave me.

I got home the next morning around 8AM and her car was gone and there was a note on the table letting me know that she was "OUTTA HERE" as she so eloquently put it. I had a real bad addiction to a strong antianxiety at the time so,I took several of them and started to drink. I had already worked 12 hrs the night before and was already tired. So,add this up.....tired from working 12 hrs the night before,prescription drugs and drinking laxative spiked lemonade.

It was not a pretty sight!!!!!!!!!! (I'll leave it at that)

As Paul Harvey would have said "Now you know the rest of the story!!!!!!"

No need to worry about me though,I have been clean for over 5 years now.
Except for the occasional mixed drink or beer now and then!!!!!

man...that sucks.. not only did she leave ya....she drove ya to drink and shat yourself!! 12hr shifts suck!! another reason I dont wanna be a cop! at least in Palm Beach