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Old 08-05-2005, 11:04 PM   #1
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My roommate has been notorious all summer for drinking all of the Kool-Aid while I'm at work and not bothering to make another batch, just leaving the pitcher on the counter empty. Just the other morning I had a great idea to kinda get back at this kid. I got off work that evening, went to Walgreens right across the street and purchased lemon-flavored liquid laxative. When I got home, I pretended to get some koolaid for myself, but poured the laxative into the new batch of Aid. I had bought myself 2 gatorades so I had my drink bases covered. He began drinking the mix, but it didn't really begin to hit him until he reached the near bottom of the pitcher. He began to get quite gassy, then, while playing Halo 2 online, yells out "POOP! [email protected]!" and runs to the bathroom. While laughing silently to myself, I pour more of the laxative into the mix. The next morning I asked how he was feeling and he replied, "Man, I tried to fart last nite and sh** my pants, a lot." Does this make me an evil person, or just damn genius? Whaddya think?
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have you told him to make more? is it YOUR koolaid and no one elses? if not, i would say that its funny once, but after that it aint right. on the other hand, if it is ONLY yours or if he is supposed to make more and doesnt, then go for it
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That is just TOOOOOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course it wasn't when my EX did it to me...................Just before she left me!!!!!!!!
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have you told him to make more? is it YOUR koolaid and no one elses? if not, i would say that its funny once, but after that it aint right. on the other hand, if it is ONLY yours or if he is supposed to make more and doesnt, then go for it
Yeah, I've told him several times to make more. He does, but then proceeds to drink it all again. Just used this to slow him down a bit. Seems to have worked out perfectly.
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Should we make sure you don't taper with the food if you come to bon fest
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Should we make sure you don't taper with the food if you come to bon fest
Just make sure to stay on my good side i guess. Don't forget to make another batch of koolaid if you drink it all!
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Does this make me evil? (Crude?)

Evil? no
sick demented thats a diff story.

I say this because i'm guessing only we know. and if he doesn't know he will not change his ways.

in the morning tell him what you did. something like ....boy you spent the night in the can man.
it will not and did not kill him.

he needs to know that if you finish the bug juice you need to make more.
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That is just TOOOOOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course it wasn't when my EX did it to me...................Just before she left me!!!!!!!!

ohh.....lets hear that story!!!!
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Speaking of Kool-Aid, I just made a bad batch.

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