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Old 03-12-2006, 11:51 PM   #1
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The difference between "guts" and "balls"

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling Of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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Sounds more like a death sentence to me!
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LMAO!!!
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oh now those are funny

just made my day it did
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I've got balls! I won them in the divorce (And to do that- that takes guts :P )
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I've got balls! I won them in the divorce (And to do that- that takes guts :P )

From what I've read,he didn't have much to begin with.
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talk about bringing back and OLD post.
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How many time have you been married again?????


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How many time have you been married again?????


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According to my pastor only once. The whole 2 week fiasco in Ohio didn't count. Which suits me fine!! It was a blessing in disguise
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