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Old 08-31-2007, 10:12 AM   #1
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So my wife and I are looking at a Monte Carlo down the road that needs a motor. My wife asks how we would get it home. I tell her

"we'll just hook it up to the Overland and pull it home. It could pull that thing no problem, that'* why we got her, she'* got balls"

so my wife asks "If guys always call their cars "SHE" and "Girl" why do they say their cars have balls?"
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Everyone has balls... They are just carried in different places.
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anybody else singing a AC/DC song right now
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Took me a second.


Your wife had a good point though

But yeah, I know some girls with some big ones.
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Everyone has balls... They are just carried in different places.
To be more exact everyone has ovaries, just carried in different places. Yep, I actually remember something from 8th grade.
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If she'* ever been married, she'* got someone'* balls.
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Truer word have never been uttered.
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Well....
first thought is..... I have balls but they are called breasts
second thought is.... I won a set of balls in the divorce and they are hanging in the trophy case
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Not quite what I was expecting out of this thread. You sad bunch of puppies.
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