So my wife and I are looking at a Monte Carlo down the road that needs a motor. My wife asks how we would get it home. I tell her

"we'll just hook it up to the Overland and pull it home. It could pull that thing no problem, that'* why we got her, she'* got balls"

so my wife asks "If guys always call their cars "SHE" and "Girl" why do they say their cars have balls?"

Everyone has balls... They are just carried in different places.

anybody else singing a AC/DC song right now

Took me a second.


Your wife had a good point though

But yeah, I know some girls with some big ones.

To be more exact everyone has ovaries, just carried in different places. Yep, I actually remember something from 8th grade.

If she'* ever been married, she'* got someone'* balls.

Truer word have never been uttered.

Well....
first thought is..... I have balls but they are called breasts
second thought is.... I won a set of balls in the divorce and they are hanging in the trophy case

Not quite what I was expecting out of this thread. You sad bunch of puppies.