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Old 08-31-2006, 05:47 PM   #1
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GUTS OR BALLS?


"We've all heard about people having "guts" or "balls". But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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Thank you for the clarification, Dr. Phill.
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Would that kinda be like the difference between traction OR body cast
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What the? Tracy had a post and it vanished.... That'* too bad, it was funny!
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SSE14U24ME wrote:
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I've got balls! I won them in the divorce (And to do that- that takes guts )
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I've got balls! I won them in the divorce (And to do that- that takes guts )
What??? What do you expect a woman scorned to do?? I don't get mad I get even It seemed like a fair trade
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Note to self: Never trade/buy/sell with Tracy.
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Note to self: Never trade/buy/sell with Tracy.
That is not true! Just NEVER tick me off
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Note to self: Never trade/buy/sell with Tracy.
The only way you will be doing business with Tracy is if you have an affinity for purses.
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