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Old 08-21-2009, 02:11 PM   #1
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Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you're not feeling so good."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that'* a sheep, not a cow.

"The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
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DAMN funny one there pardner. A talking cow lol
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Ohhhhh, good one.
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MOOOOOOOO! To the MaXxxxx.
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wow.... that was a good one Kevin!
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