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Old 03-06-2006, 12:09 PM   #1
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Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her
co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.

2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..

3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it'* ooooh so good. The taste i * unbelievable!"

"And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes those guys wrestle
full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the
horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground!
It is just incredible!"

They then asked,

"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in
the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"










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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Well, they say that everything is bigger in Texas
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Ok, that was at least good for a chuckle...
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alright you got a chuckle out of me for that one


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Well, they say that everything is bigger in Texas
Well if that'* true I'll be sure to go to a "Hooters" if I'm ever down there................. you know, to see if the have bigger portions.
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