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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 12:20 AM
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One day while in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell, I guess I had better see a doctor". "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money", Mike replies. "There'* a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what'* wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. A lot cheaper than a doctor".

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. Joe pours the sample in to the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later the computer ejects a printout which says "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart"

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the result.

The computer prints out the following :-

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. AISLE 9.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with Anti Fungal Shampoo. AISLE 7.

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into Rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They are not yours. Get a Lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better !!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL-MART.
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 06:16 AM
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lol............passed that one on....

Thanks!
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 09:28 AM
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Wow, good computer.
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 11:15 AM
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Now that there is some funny chit!
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 02:41 PM
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LMAO! A+

heard it before, but still funny
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 10:04 PM
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Worth reading back to the wife. Thanx!
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