Granted, my dear - your laptop is pink. So is your screen background, text, screen saver, icons, menu bars, graphics...


I wish the janitor would get out of the men'* room, I've had waaay too much Mt. Dew this morning.

Crap...my server just updated and I'm like, 50 posts behind. Shouldn't have spent so much time in the men'* room. I wish I wasn't such a Conehead.

Granted..but Echo SSEi the Dewzer king is in the way of the only urinal.

I wish this game would be over.

Granted, but no one locked it and someone else posted a reply


I wish I didnt have to wish for so many things

Granted, but your IQ is very low, you can't wish for anything but more fruit loops

I wish Bill would stop calling me Mousey

granted but you grow micky mouse ears instead

i wish i had a pic of PJ

Granted..but it'* invisible.

I wish everyone would realize a new nickman and call Fuel "Mousey" all the time

Granted.....and then you wake up.

I wish I knew why ricers feel the need to cover thier car in stickers.

Granted...because they wanna be like you with the multicolored loom

I wish everyone would call Cody "Mousey"

don't make me use another wish

granted but he suddenly turns into a mouse and cant find his way out of the maze


I wish I had a box of fruit loops

Granted but in the box, it'* corn flakes

I wish Bill would regrow hair