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Old 06-14-2006, 09:55 AM   #1
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I'm stealing this from another car forum.

The rules are as follows:

-The person who posted before you will post a wish. Your job is to twist it in the worst way possible (while keeping it PG!).
-You can't grant the wish of the person who granted your wish (meaning two more people have to post after you do before you can answer again).
-DO NOT post anything intentionally malicious. Have a sense of humor about it!

Example: If I said:
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I wish I had a bowl of rice crispies right now.
then someone could say:
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Granted. You get your bowl of rice crispies, but the bowl grows legs and runs away before you can eat them.
Have fun!

I'll start:
I wish I had all the parts I need to fix my car.
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Granted, you get all your parts, but to your horror you find out they're all for a Ford Tempo.

I wish I had another SSEi.
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Granted. Still in the box even!! Collector'* value, $3.76 (Candian)



I wish I could go home....
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Granted, you get to go home, but you find someone hacked your computer and stole all of your jokes.


I want a series II 3800
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Granted. Too bad the motor'* blown... :(

I wish my Bonneville got the same gas mileage my Neon does.
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granted, but it also performs like a neon does....

I wish i could get a pay raise at work!
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Granted, right after they tell you they've moved you into night security.


I wish I was on a beach.
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Granted, your on a beach but it'* snowing.

I wish I had something to eat.
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Here ya go! All the lima beans and calf'* liver you can eat!!!

Yummy!!! not!!!

I wish they'd turn the AC down! It'* actuallyt freakin cold at my desk!!
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granted but they turned up the heat instead and now you wish you were cold again.

I wish I had a million dollars.
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