Granted, but after taxes you have nothing left.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

it'* cooler now but there'* 40 days of rain coming

I wish I had a bigger house

granted: but you just get to watch every one else eat....


i wish i had a new ipod

Listen away but it only has big band music on it and it'* not eraseable

I wish I had * bc shirt for every day of the week

Granted, but the company botched them. You can only see the top part of the Pontiac dart and none of the lettering.

I wish I hadn't had to deal with an incident outside in the 90some degree weather in my polyester uniform just now...

Granted, you're naked and live on television... Your mother is watching.

I wish it wasn't so freaking humid out.

Granted but now its artic weather and the sun wont show for months.

I wish my boss would quit I hate HER!!

Granted. The new boss is even worse, and she'* fat, and smells REALLY bad.

I wish I had another cup of iced coffee.

granted but they guy whou you bought it from peed in it

i wish i didn't have to repair the struts on my car