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Old 04-11-2006, 04:06 PM   #1
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A commercial I came up with. Enjoy!!


A man leans against a post, lamenting things of an unknown nature. An obnoxious and inquisitive man approaches.

“Feeling down, friend?”

“Yeah.”

“Is it internal hemorrhaging?”

“Is it that obvious?” Silence ensues, allowing time for reflection.

“I recommend Hem-no-more, the only doctor-recommended hemorrhage pain reliever.”

The man displays interest by falling to his knees and extending his arm.

“Hemorrhaging is usually a symptom of death. Hem-no-more is a whale strength sedative, guaranteeing immediate results. You’ll either wake up from a deep slumber in a hospital bed, or continue napping in a coffin.” The man consumes the medication.

“Either way, it’* pain-free, I hope,” he says, and falls unconscious.

The man holds up the container, “Hem-no-more, because when you’re internally bleeding, you’re better off not knowing what happens next.”
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John your starting to think like me...........and thats SCARY! LOL

I think you need time off..................
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