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Old 09-07-2007, 06:31 PM   #1
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Choosing a wife


A man wanted to get married.

He was having trouble choosing

among three likely candidates.

He gives each woman a present of $5,000

and watches to see what they do

with the money.


The first does a total make-over.

She goes to a fancy beauty salon,

gets her hair done, new make-up

and buys several new outfits,

then dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this

to be more attractive for him

because she loves him so much.




The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of golf clubs,

some new gizmos for his computer,

and some expensive clothes.

As she presents these gifts,

she tells him that she has spent

all the money on him

because she loves him so much


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000.

She gives him back his $5,000

and reinvests the remainder

in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save

for their future

because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time

about what each woman had done

with the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest *****.



There is more money being spent

on breast implants

and Viagra today

than on Alzheimer' * research.

This means that by 2040,

there should be a large elderly population

with perky ***** and huge erections

and absolutely no recollection

of what to do with either of them.
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