A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest *****.

Men are like that, you know.

shoud have got implants.

My perfect wife would be one that I spend two days a month with, I don't have to talk to her on the phone, no email, no smoke signals, no communication except those two days.


She should be mute also.

Well, he needed an easy way to choose. I would have done the same thing.

Boyz!! It'* a good thing for you guys that women don't pick men based on the size of their "manhood" cuz there would be a helluva lot of permanently single men.

HAHA...

My manhood is so big, I can use it to push the gas pedal when i drive a clutch.
I once slammed the car door on it, and I cannot describe the words that came out of my mouth.

And then you woke up.

Amen!!! You boys only wish you could find perfect women like the ones you see here. We understand cars, we drive fast, we are all beautiful and if you are nice to us sometimes we even share the secrets to understanding women.....So don't P I * * us off!!!!!

**** that is what I wouldve done but hopefully that was the one that invested the money becuase that indicates that she has a good level of intelligence.