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Old 12-13-2006, 09:59 AM   #1
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Default Best headlines of 2006--some good laughs!

Crack Found on Governor'* Daughter. --- Imagine that !!!

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says. --- No, Really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers. --- Now that'* taking things a Bit Too Far!

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? --- Whaaat??

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over. --- What a Guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death. --- No-Good-For-Nothing' Lazy So-And-So'*!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant. --- See if that works any better than a Fair Trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace. --- I can see where it might have that Effect !!!!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile. --- They Don't Say ?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures. --- Who would have thought !

Enfield, London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide. --- They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges. --- You mean there'* something stronger than Duct Tape !!!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge. --- He probably IS the Battery Charge !!!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group. --- Weren't they Fat Enough ?

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft. --- That'* what he gets for eating those Beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks. --- Taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half. --- Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors. --- Boy, are they Tall!


And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

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Those are too funny!!! LOL. Thanks for the laugh today
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Those were great. I laughed out loud atleast 5-6 times. nice!
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I cracked up a few times
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Are you kidding? I got laughing and couldn't stop. Those were great.
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Haha, I know I've seen them before SOMEWHERE, but it was good to see them again. I'm sharing em for sure.
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