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Old 01-31-2014, 06:17 PM   #11
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Why do the Brits drink warm beer?


Their fridges are powered by Lucas Electronics

Care to explain this one a little further for your neighbors across the pond?
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Probably Lucas fridges never work... so the beer is always warm..

Next Beer Joke:...


A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: "Have you been drinking Beer??"
The man replies: "Okay, yes, I have... how did you know officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?"



"No sir," replied the policeman, "...nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you."
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Had you ever had the 'pleasure' of working on anything British? Lucas supplies all of the wiring for their autos. It makes Jeep'* electrics look amazing frankly, in comparison. Lucas had been dubbed The Prince of Darkness. The electrical gremlins in those cars is astounding which is why you would see burnt out MGs and Triumphs on the side of the road. I'd look in that car, nothing matched the wiring diagram at all. The really scary thing is: they also supply electrics for the Harrier Jet.

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Why is drinking light beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both f**king close to water
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Old 02-02-2014, 12:16 PM   #14
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Thanks for that tidbit of info Morgan, now I'll be sure to never buy a MG. LOL...

Anyhoo, next beer joke...

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^ #12 Confused..
So If you pour a beer poorly , then you don't get enough head...??
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I know, that one confuses me to. If you pour beer the wrong way, you get a big head. Pour it the right way, no head.
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Delivery person /Representative has to knock at the front door..

KNOCK…KNOCK…
Who’* there?
Special Delivery...For Mr. Mike Beer.....
Ok I’m “Mike” -What the heck you got for me?

Well Sir, your neighbors entered you into our give away event, and stated that you love beer Beer, so you are being presented with some beer inside this box !

That’* impossible no one gives away free beer and leaves it on the front Porch!
What the heck is it stale or something?

No Sir, I work for the best beer company in the world and we would only give you the finest product…from “The Budweiser Beer Company”

Holy CRAP !!! And that’* My favorite BEER!!
Ok…All Right... What'* the “Catch” Then….

Only One "Catch" Sir…..

THIS “BUD'*” FOR YOU !!

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Had you ever had the 'pleasure' of working on anything British? Lucas supplies all of the wiring for their autos. It makes Jeep'* electrics look amazing frankly, in comparison. Lucas had been dubbed The Prince of Darkness. The electrical gremlins in those cars is astounding which is why you would see burnt out MGs and Triumphs on the side of the road. I'd look in that car, nothing matched the wiring diagram at all. The really scary thing is: they also supply electrics for the Harrier Jet.

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Why is drinking light beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both f**king close to water
Look, I can laugh at my own creed! But at least i have facts to back me up!
Now... not wishing to **** on anyone... Lucas?? is so old even here! Burnt out MG,* and Triumphs on the side of the road??? F**k me i wish i could find em! lol. Please tell me more?

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hahahha.. this is so funny.. have a look
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Wow, how in the world does this thread have 4000 views? LOL!
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