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Old 01-29-2014, 06:46 AM   #1
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Ok I Will Start Out With This Beer Joke...




How Do You Know When You Drank "WAY" Too Much Beer At The Party?



You are Seeing Double, Red in Color & Delirious .....Laying On the floor...

Your friends now with the medical book out, realize your are now past intoxication....




And Are trying to find The Medical Section Titled.....





"Spontaneous Combustion"







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What'* the difference between Beer & Cheer?

Nothing Dummy...




You Cant Have Any Cheer without BEER!
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not really a joke, but it makes me laugh.

every time im passing thru tennessee on I-65 at night, i hear the same message on the CB when im near exit 6.

"come on down to the BOOBIE BUNGALOW!!!!! right offa exit 6! plenty of BIG truck parking! NO COVER! ******* and BEER! ******* and BEER!" its always one of those reeeal sexy sounding chain smoking women too. lmao.
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So this big time stock broker lived the the city. After years of trading and the high pace and high stress life his health started to go down hill. At the advice of his doctor he moved from the city to a quiet ranch in upstat NY I think . After settling in and living there about a month the stock broker'* new neighbor came driving up in a V-8 powered S10 . The neighbor introduced himself and welcomed the stockbroker to the neighborhood. The neighbor suggested they needed to throw welcome party and show the stockbroker how they get down in the country. Intrigued the stockbroker asked how do you guys party around here? The hillbilly neighbor said "well we drink a lot of beer, might fight a little and if your lucky maybe get a little sex at the end of the party". The stockbroker said well that sounds fun, what should I wear to this party? The hillbilly said "it don't really matter what you wear it'* just going to be you and I.
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^ ouch!! That might hurt LOL~
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"? The pirate replies, "Ay, it'* drivin' me nuts".
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