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Old 10-01-2006, 11:35 AM   #1
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This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it'* up put it down.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don't make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he'* not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He'* never thinking about "The Relationship."

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it'* not different, it'* just like every other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It'* like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody'* idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

30. If you don't dress like the Victoria'* Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their ***** stared at.

35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.
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19. Share the closet.
This is soo true its not even funny!

My wife has every closet in the house; 1 in each bedroom, the one in the living room, 3 more 10 ft'ers in th finished basement, and her 6ft long dresser FILLED with her stuff. I get 1 dresser and a rack I built for my clothes...LOL
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Send her outta town and go donate everything she never wears anymore....LOL
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Send her outta town and go donate everything she never wears anymore....LOL
Then you will see the headlines "Popatim found dead, killed by wife for giving her stuff away...." or she could just give all of his tools away
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Send her outta town and go donate everything she never wears anymore....LOL
haha, not if hes emotionally attached to his balls haha.
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