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Old 06-29-2006, 02:28 PM   #1
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Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the waiting
room at the vet'* office when they strike up a conversation. The Doberman
turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?"
The Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I **** on everything - the sofa, the cat,
the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of
my owner'* bed."
The Doberman says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The
Lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig
just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went
over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner'* couch."
So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired.
"Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said. The Labrador then turns to
the Doberman and asks what he'* at the vet'* office for.
I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a
pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started humping away."
The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So, lethal injection
for you too, huh?"
The Doberman says, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
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