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Old 01-27-2010, 08:17 PM   #1
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Talking 10 Rules for a Man to live by...

1. It'* important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It'* important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It'* important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It'* important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It'* important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It'* important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It'* important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It'* important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It'* important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It'* very, very important that these nine women do not know each other


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What'* wrong with them knowing each other. Makes life a lot safer.
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I'm pretty sure I got this in a text message but it was only 4 rules. Nice touch with the Tiger Woods lol
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Nice indeed. But having the women not know each other really adds spice the relationships.
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That'* not where I was expecting that one to go. haha, poor Tiger.
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