New Taurus VS LeSabre
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oh. there are many more too. 
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Ford Rustang
Ford Thunderturd
this is a funny site of ford jokes.
http://members.aol.com/chvylvr350/jokes.html
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Ya...what he said!! 
The only 15 year old Ford I know of is our 1989 Crown Victoria LTD...5.0L V8 land yacht with a fog horn...heheh
No rust on it, but the rod on the 7 cylinder is broken..she fires only on 7 of 8 cylinders
The only 15 year old Ford I know of is our 1989 Crown Victoria LTD...5.0L V8 land yacht with a fog horn...heheh
No rust on it, but the rod on the 7 cylinder is broken..she fires only on 7 of 8 cylinders
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Originally Posted by 89BonnieSE89
Ya...what he said!!
The only 15 year old Ford I know of is our 1989 Crown Victoria LTD...5.0L V8 land yacht with a fog horn...heheh
No rust on it, but the rod on the 7 cylinder is broken..she fires only on 7 of 8 cylinders
The only 15 year old Ford I know of is our 1989 Crown Victoria LTD...5.0L V8 land yacht with a fog horn...heheh
No rust on it, but the rod on the 7 cylinder is broken..she fires only on 7 of 8 cylinders
hahaha..SunFlower = Sun Fire
CrappyLear = Cavalier
Mustang = Rustang ( obvious ), KaBang ( when it hits a tree cause he thinks he'* all that )
Grand Am = Grand Ma
Grand Prix = What *****
Anyone want to add onto the lst ?? hahaha
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You guys are close on your taurus info, AFAIK the progression is SE, SES then SEL
the SES has the option of the Duratech 200 horsepower engine, the SEL comes stock with the duratech. To my knowledge there is no Taurus LX, though there is a emmisions-package FFV engine with 105 horsepower (or there-abouts)
Don't let me fool you though, the taurus is really nothing to be afraid of, top end they are sluggish and low-end dont really have enough torque to get it done. After long trips in a taurus you end up with a "Sore ***" not a Tore ***
They're no slouch, but if you get traction you should walk all over them...
(my beater is a taurus, 155 horsepower model)
Watch out for my beast though
this POS Ford Rustang will walk all over most bonnevilles I'll see on the road 
the SES has the option of the Duratech 200 horsepower engine, the SEL comes stock with the duratech. To my knowledge there is no Taurus LX, though there is a emmisions-package FFV engine with 105 horsepower (or there-abouts)
Don't let me fool you though, the taurus is really nothing to be afraid of, top end they are sluggish and low-end dont really have enough torque to get it done. After long trips in a taurus you end up with a "Sore ***" not a Tore ***
They're no slouch, but if you get traction you should walk all over them...
(my beater is a taurus, 155 horsepower model)
Watch out for my beast though
this POS Ford Rustang will walk all over most bonnevilles I'll see on the road
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New Taurus VS LeSabre
As for taurus' running forever, i can vouge for that. My friend bought a 88 or 89 torass and it'* got 500,000 miles on the odimeter. He bought it for a couple hundred and it'* real slow but 500,000 miles, that'* a lot. Were not sure if the engine tanny were rebuilt or how many times they were due to the couple hundred dollar price tag....
that'* a lot. Were not sure if the engine tanny were rebuilt or how many times they were due to the couple hundred dollar price tag....
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HMMMMMMMMM i beg to differ not all fords are junk.....LightingSVT is one truck that GM can`t come close to........and not all Mustangs are easy prey....i have a 19 yr old daughter who will take on any bonnie /GP you want to throw at her ...be it on the street/ 1/4 mile / or road course and come out the winner everytime..with her 84 5.0 LX Convertable...i know this cuz i get handed my *** everytime i go against her 
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