*gestures to the Civic parked in the drylot behind her house*
That there'* mah shootin' car! *spits tobacky and muzzleloads another round*
I don't like to actually MESS with other peoples' cars...nothing that would cause damage. Oh sure, I take photos and mock the cars and their drivers, leave demeaning flyers all over them...but I draw the line at actually damaging someone'* property without their permission.
Out here in ND we have a fun little 'joke' where we take a buttload of baloney slices and cover the car with them. When the baloney freezes (only works in winter), it'* impossible to get off and will take the paint right off you try. The only way to get it off is to start the car, let it warm up, and pour hot water on them until they peel off.
I want to do this to the little rich-kid ricers that go to my school. But I won't :")