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Old 05-22-2007, 09:04 AM
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Default World'* best short joke
I HOPE it'* not a repost. Hope atleast some get a good laugh


A 3-year-old boy examined his ********* while taking a bath.
Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:05 AM
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:51 AM
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LOL Nice
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The ladies will have a ball with that one

No pun intended
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LMAO!! Thats a gem!
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Originally Posted by popatim
LMAO!! Thats a gem!
x2

*no pun intended
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Originally Posted by harofreak00
Originally Posted by popatim
LMAO!! Thats a gem!
x2

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I get it "family jewels"
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Now, isn't that the truth? That was great and you're right. I'm a women and I loved it
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