god bless texas !
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie'* eye, the land in Canada was
forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or
Canadians can come in our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie'* eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
The Genie explains, 'Well, it'* about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get
in or out; it'* virtually impenetrable.'
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and
says, 'Fill it with water.'
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