Introducing: The DitchHopper
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From: North of Buffalo, NY *** NEBF '05, '06, '07 *** ***ONBF & NYBF 06; 07*** ***WCBF 06***

I've been ashamed to show these pics. But a son should learn to join the club if he owns a Bonneville if he wants to prevent his mother from posting his embarassing moments. Since he will probably never find time to...this is what happened about a month ago:
Me: "Nick...why aren't your foglights working?"
Nick: "Ummmm....they're probaby busted."
Me: "Nick...why might they be busted?"
Nick: "Ummmm...<shuffling feet>...they haven't worked since I went into the ditch last week...<avoiding eye contact>...didn't I tell you?"
Me: "Ummm....that would be a no..."
Proceeding out to the driveway with intrepedation, camera in hand, I came across this pitiful sight:

I thought to myself...it'* a good thing we didn't splurge for the Angel Eyes...

Nick: "Don't worry mom! I checked it out and there'* only a small dent on the radiator...it still works fine"

With a heavy sigh, thinking ...at least the kid didn't get hurt...I walked to the rear of the car to find a sight that made me cringe:

My first thoughts were: ...****! Randman1 just went through the trouble of putting this SSEi bumper on for us...****! ...and one exhaust tip is missing....


Exhaust tip: $20
Foglights: $40
Used bumper cover: $150
Driving lesson on snowy roads without getting killed: Priceless
Me: "Nick...why aren't your foglights working?"
Nick: "Ummmm....they're probaby busted."
Me: "Nick...why might they be busted?"
Nick: "Ummmm...<shuffling feet>...they haven't worked since I went into the ditch last week...<avoiding eye contact>...didn't I tell you?"
Me: "Ummm....that would be a no..."
Proceeding out to the driveway with intrepedation, camera in hand, I came across this pitiful sight:

I thought to myself...it'* a good thing we didn't splurge for the Angel Eyes...

Nick: "Don't worry mom! I checked it out and there'* only a small dent on the radiator...it still works fine"

With a heavy sigh, thinking ...at least the kid didn't get hurt...I walked to the rear of the car to find a sight that made me cringe:

My first thoughts were: ...****! Randman1 just went through the trouble of putting this SSEi bumper on for us...****! ...and one exhaust tip is missing....


Exhaust tip: $20
Foglights: $40
Used bumper cover: $150
Driving lesson on snowy roads without getting killed: Priceless
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From: North of Buffalo, NY *** NEBF '05, '06, '07 *** ***ONBF & NYBF 06; 07*** ***WCBF 06***

Originally Posted by 1993 SLE
when i get to NEBF can i
him ??
him ??
Perhaps a bunch of BC boys will do him good. Thanks all!
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From: North of Buffalo, NY *** NEBF '05, '06, '07 *** ***ONBF & NYBF 06; 07*** ***WCBF 06***

Originally Posted by corvettecrazy
Originally Posted by ELMACHOGERACHO
any underbody damage?


