Get a black marker (non-toxic) and get a friend'* cat to rub his chin on it for awhile, then quickly pull the cap off and let him do it again.

Freaking hilarious. I just did it. Everyone should do this and post pics

I am so doing that when that bastard cat wakes me up in a few hours.

Drinking tonight Will? That would make two of us....

My cat is white and long haired, I dont think she would appreciate it that much. I would have to lock my door at night

You're lucky. My cats would just scream loud til I opened my door...

My cat wont screa, but meow a few times, then sticks her paws underneath my door and try to swat at things. its really funny to see it

Killer screams when he wants fed, and when he thinks someone is being mean to him, and when he realizes he'* in a room alone, and when he brings me a bird..... I've never actually heard him meow. Now the girl cat, Ebony, She doesn't make noise. That'* nice.

I like to put cellophane cigarette wrappers on the back paws and watch the cat try to walk. I haven't done that in years but it was hilarious when I did. I like cats except for the psychotic ones. I have a dog that was raised around cats so he thinks he is part dog/part cat. I guess I have the best of both worlds.

Our latest kitten was chosen by my Mom on the basis of her being the loudest in the litter.
Damn thing has a meow that could cut glass...