Your fly is open......... - GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat


Lounge For casual talk about things unrelated to General Motors. In other words, off-topic stuff. And anything else that does not fit Section Description.

Reply
 
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 04-30-2005, 11:52 AM   #1
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
dbeast420's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My reclining computer chair
Posts: 11,269
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
dbeast420 is on a distinguished road
Default Your fly is open.........

20 ways to tell some one their fly is open:

20- The cucumber has left the salad.
19- I can see the gun of Navarone.
18- Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17- You've got Windows in your laptop.
16- Sailor Ned'* trying to take a little shore leave.
15- Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14- Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13- Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12- You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11- Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10- Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9- Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8- Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7- I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
6- Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5- You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4- Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3- You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2- I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1- The PONTIAC is not all the way in the garage.
dbeast420 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2005, 02:59 PM   #2
Senior Member
Posts like a Turbo
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Brighton, MI
Posts: 201
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
19bonne93 is on a distinguished road
Default

nice
19bonne93 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2005, 03:09 PM   #3
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,158
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
repinS is on a distinguished road
Default

Freakin' classic.
repinS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2005, 07:24 PM   #4
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.
Posts: 7,551
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSsuperchargedEi is on a distinguished road
Default

a local one for me is "Kennywood'* Open." that is Pittsburgh'* "Big" theme park and claim to fame.
SSsuperchargedEi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2005, 10:20 PM   #5
Senior Member
Posts like a Northstar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Troy, Michigan
Posts: 757
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Ireli is on a distinguished road
Default

"Pontiac is not all the way in the garage."

Wow, now that'* clever.
Ireli is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2005, 10:29 PM   #6
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Farmington, Minnesota =MWBF '05 SURVIVOR= =CEBF '06 SURVIVOR= =August '06 COTM=
Posts: 9,130
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
LakevilleSSEi is on a distinguished road
Default

LOL niiiiice
LakevilleSSEi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2005, 06:22 AM   #7
Senior Member
Posts like a Camaro
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Mankato MN.
Posts: 1,005
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Midnight Express is on a distinguished road
Default

hahahahaha !
Midnight Express is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2005, 09:02 PM   #8
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,816
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
GonneVille is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Your fly is open.........

Quote:
Originally Posted by dbeast420
18- Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
11- Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
8- Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
5- You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
My Brother just fell out of his chair. I think he'* hurt, I can't really tell, I'm too busy laughing!
GonneVille is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2005, 05:43 PM   #9
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

Those are too funny.
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
 
 
Reply

Related Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Doors Open: General Motors Open House Jim W Lounge 23 08-05-2004 05:05 PM
One Fly Bull G2T Your Ride: GM Pictures & Videos 20 07-06-2004 12:30 AM
Let the wing stay or FLY!!!!! 1993bonnie General GM Chat 12 06-16-2004 11:31 AM
Can't fly w/o a wing J6i6m6 Your Ride: GM Pictures & Videos 38 06-03-2004 06:13 PM
COME FLY WITH US BadTA00 Lounge 2 12-21-2003 11:16 AM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:25 AM.


We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.