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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 09:27 PM
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The Younger Sister
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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, drop-dead gorgeous, wore very tight miniskirts and was generally bra-less. She was frequently flirtatious with me and would regularly bend down when she was near me and provide more than a passing view.

It had to be deliberate; it had happened too often and she never did that when she was around anyone else.

One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check whatever or whoever on the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She sat beside me on the couch, put her hand on my thigh and whispered to me! that she had feelings for me that she could not overcome. She told me that she could no longer hold back her desire and wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed to a lifetime of fidelity to her sister.


Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and take me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her sashay up the stairs. When she reached the landing at the top, she pulled off her panties and tossed them down the stairs towards me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, heading straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside; every one of them clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 09:29 PM
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NICE
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Old Oct 20, 2005 | 03:37 AM
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very good
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Old Oct 20, 2005 | 03:36 PM
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http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...ic.php?t=35828

but its still funny
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Old Oct 20, 2005 | 04:01 PM
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haha that'* great!
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Old Oct 20, 2005 | 05:38 PM
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I woulda been busted!!!
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