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>A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant For some rectum
>deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that,
>they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde
>assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store
>on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the
>pharmacist, "We don't have any."
>
>
>"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
>
>"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
>
>"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
>
>She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
>it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
>
>Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the
>container .>
> >
>
>"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

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