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Old 01-16-2007, 02:52 PM   #1
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says... "Hi, my name is Dave, it'* winter in Kansas, and I'm driving
the SALT TRUCK!"
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HAHAAH awsome!
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I don't get it. What'* salt?
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It'* the ice control us lowly folk use in the rust belt...
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Oh. You mean SAND, right?
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I wish....
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Bill, it'* mean to make fun of the salt-dependant mid-westerners. :P
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After this weekend, I wish you guys, up in Iowa did, too!!!!!!!!!!!
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