Wow you guys are nothing like the day crew.
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Alright, how about....
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a
straight row, totally naked, in a garden while
a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model
danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his
weenie and they were told that anyone
whose bell rang when she danced in front
of them would not be ordained because he
had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first
candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded
down the line with the same response from
all the priests until she got to the final priest,
Carlos.
Poor Carlos; as she danced, his bell began
to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering
across the ground and laid to rest in nearby
foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to
where the bell came to rest and bent over
to pick it up.
Then all the other bells started to ring....
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a
straight row, totally naked, in a garden while
a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model
danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his
weenie and they were told that anyone
whose bell rang when she danced in front
of them would not be ordained because he
had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first
candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded
down the line with the same response from
all the priests until she got to the final priest,
Carlos.
Poor Carlos; as she danced, his bell began
to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering
across the ground and laid to rest in nearby
foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to
where the bell came to rest and bent over
to pick it up.
Then all the other bells started to ring....
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From: Quincy, Ma
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From: Right in front of you
Originally Posted by dbeast420
A woman is in the bedroom with the door closed.
She is standing there completely naked in front of a mirror and her husband opens the door. He walks in and she says
"Just look at me in the mirror. I'm old,fat and ugly"
"Pay me a compliment !!!!!!!!!!!!"
He looks a little bewlidered and says "You've got PERFECT eyesight !!!!!!!!"
She is standing there completely naked in front of a mirror and her husband opens the door. He walks in and she says
"Just look at me in the mirror. I'm old,fat and ugly"
"Pay me a compliment !!!!!!!!!!!!"
He looks a little bewlidered and says "You've got PERFECT eyesight !!!!!!!!"
Moral of the story: IF the wife ain't happy- ain't NOBODY happy
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From: Quincy, Ma
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Moral of the story: IF the wife ain't happy- ain't NOBODY happy
gonna let you in on another little secret....
No I better not, the last time I gave up Mens secrets i got a boat load of ****.
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From: Right in front of you
Originally Posted by Gumball
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Moral of the story: IF the wife ain't happy- ain't NOBODY happy
gonna let you in on another little secret....
No I better not, the last time I gave up Mens secrets i got a boat load of ***^.
