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Old 06-21-2006, 01:57 PM   #1
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman'* genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let'* just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband'* illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.


(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.


(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."


(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
drinking little bottles of?)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich'* eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And you thought you had bad breath in the morning!)
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Wow..those were pretty good...
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Good thing they land on flowers unlike flies
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I guess this a good time to tell everyone I'm moving to Guam.
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Luckily...I have an aircard...and there was only one person needed...turn back now..lol
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Turtles don't breathe out of their butt. I know...I checked.
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Turtles don't breathe out of their butt. I know...I checked.
TMI!! I don't even want to know how you checked
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