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Old 11-03-2006, 11:19 AM   #1
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Hope it is not a repost.

Bubba and Dwayne are out in the woods hunting when Bubba grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Dwayne whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions...........First, let'* make sure he'* dead."

There is a silence... and then a shot rings out.

Dwayne comes back on the line, "Okay, now what???"
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I think it is a repost, but still funny!!!!
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I think it is a repost, but still funny!!!!
I did a search on paramedic, tital only, but came up empty.
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I like that one! I can just picture that in court.
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