Hope it is not a repost.

Bubba and Dwayne are out in the woods hunting when Bubba grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Dwayne whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions...........First, let'* make sure he'* dead."

There is a silence... and then a shot rings out.

Dwayne comes back on the line, "Okay, now what???"

I think it is a repost, but still funny!!!!

I did a search on paramedic, tital only, but came up empty.

I like that one! I can just picture that in court.