Why men pee standing up
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Re: Why men pee standing up
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
...Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What'* it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
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Re: Why men pee standing up
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Pht. What fun are brains? You got brains, but you can't pee off the roof.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
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Re: Why men pee standing up
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
...Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What'* it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
You worry me sometimes
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Re: Why men pee standing up
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
...Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What'* it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
You worry me sometimes
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Re: Why men pee standing up
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
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Re: Why men pee standing up
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Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
(Note to self: check wind direction before peeing off roof.)
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Re: Why men pee standing up
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
(Note to self: check wind direction before peeing off roof.)
Good thing I'll be at a distance
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Re: Why men pee standing up
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* Grabs Camera to shoot vid for BC members, Prays for an updraft... *
Good thing I'll be at a distance
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Re: Why men pee standing up
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Originally Posted by jr's3800
* Grabs Camera to shoot vid for BC members, Prays for an updraft... *
Good thing I'll be at a distance
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