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Old 07-27-2006, 12:55 PM   #11
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My friend form Japan will only pee sitting down. No I am not kidding.
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:47 PM   #12
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...Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What'* it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.
Pht. What fun are brains? You got brains, but you can't pee off the roof.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:50 PM   #13
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Pht. What fun are brains? You got brains, but you can't pee off the roof.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
LMFAO!
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:55 PM   #14
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...Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What'* it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.
Pht. What fun are brains? You got brains, but you can't pee off the roof.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
Nor would I ever want to pee off of a roof You worry me sometimes
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:59 PM   #15
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...Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What'* it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.
Pht. What fun are brains? You got brains, but you can't pee off the roof.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
Nor would I ever want to pee off of a roof You worry me sometimes
I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
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I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
Did you pee off of the roof?? If so, did you wash your hands afterwards???
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Old 07-27-2006, 04:07 PM   #17
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I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
Did you pee off of the roof?? If so, did you wash your hands afterwards???
In a way, yes. I had to take a shower. There was this updraft, you see...
(Note to self: check wind direction before peeing off roof.)
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I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
Did you pee off of the roof?? If so, did you wash your hands afterwards???
In a way, yes. I had to take a shower. There was this updraft, you see...
(Note to self: check wind direction before peeing off roof.)
* Grabs Camera to shoot vid for BC members, Prays for an updraft... *

Good thing I'll be at a distance

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Old 07-27-2006, 04:23 PM   #19
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* Grabs Camera to shoot vid for BC members, Prays for an updraft... *

Good thing I'll be at a distance
Hey! Was that you that was followin' me around when I was wearin' me kilt?
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* Grabs Camera to shoot vid for BC members, Prays for an updraft... *

Good thing I'll be at a distance
Hey! Was that you that was followin' me around when I was wearin' me kilt?
I couldn't figure out why the guy on the roof was pissing into the oncoming wind

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