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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me. The other day I left for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car slowed to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband'* help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make-up. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to convince me that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He lost his job six months ago and says he has be en feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila Lusk

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of problems with the engine. Start by making sure there is no debris in the fuel line. If it'* clear, check the clips holding the vacuum hoses onto the intake manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 07:12 PM
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HAHAHAH!!!

Best joke this year!
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 07:27 PM
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LOL , i showed that to a few of my friends
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 07:46 PM
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Thats a good one, I wasn't really expecting that
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 07:49 PM
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awesome.
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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What an idiot...he'* just guessing the problem is fuel related. It could just as easily be ignition in nature. And why does he assume her car is carbeurated? And she needs to add her year and trim to her signature if she expects any help.
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by John Deere Boy
What an idiot...he just assumes the problem is fuel related. It could just as easily be ignition in nature. And why does he assume her car is carbeurated? He needs to ask her to add her year and trim to her signature.


JD, thats great.

thats a good one gumball. was that a real advice column?
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 02:48 AM
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Hey a busted car is a lor harder to replace than a husband anymore. She got the advice she needed.

If it was either my car or my woman, the woman can take a walk.
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Old Feb 5, 2008 | 02:53 AM
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hahaha thats freakin' funny imma have to show my girl friend this
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