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Old 09-16-2007, 06:18 AM   #1
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it'* exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it'* favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it'* equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it'* sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it'* male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she'* a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that'* domination.
If she asks you, it'* a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she'* tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
So true, so true...
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Not even a joke...they're all too true to laugh at.
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they're all too true to laugh at.
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Scott, I hope your soon to be wife doesn't see these. IMO not all of them are true. I guess for some insecure women they might be.
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Not only are they good...

The ads that come up for Scotts post are erectile dysfunction and Harassment training...

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Scott, I hope your soon to be wife doesn't see these. IMO not all of them are true. I guess for some insecure women they might be.
She'* not my soon to be wife...........

She'* a IS for the last 9 days
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Scott, I hope your soon to be wife doesn't see these. IMO not all of them are true. I guess for some insecure women they might be.
She'* not my soon to be wife...........

She'* a IS for the last 9 days
Oh, Well it'* about damned time

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She'* a IS [my wife] for the last 9 days
Oh, Well it'* about damned time
an interesting choice of words. freudian slip? i think not.
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As a married man of a little over a year, I can see, and certifiably say, those are true.... and it'* sad.
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