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Old 08-27-2006, 03:52 AM   #1
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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a
stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to
attention and asked "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the
man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
inter-steller space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs,
etc........

The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would
try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again, the
robot clicked and asked what he would have.

"A martini, please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and
what

to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took
a stool.... Again a martini, and the question,"What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e
y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?"


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That is funny!!! LOL
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good one for sure
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