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Old 09-17-2003, 08:28 PM   #1
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I found that there are uses for these over rated piles of crap. My brother has a 1992 sunbird with the 4" Fart Cannon. The first bit of entertainment I had was to put a 1 liter bottle of soda (Empty) in the exhaust tip. We would take turns. One of us would hold it in the pipe, the other would work the gas pedal. When the person working the pedals yelled ok the one holding the bottle let go and the other one of us working the pedal hit that gas pedal and shot the bottle. We had contests to see who could shoot one the farthest. The other thing we would do it one of us would hold a lit torch behind the tip while someone would rev the hell out of the engine causing a flame thrower. If there was three of us (usually me, my brother and one of his friends) the third person would see what all he could light on fire with the flame thrower. Items we cought on fire : cigaretts, paper, wood. and we even attempted to cook hot dogs ( They tasted like gas ) My brother lives 230 miles away back in WV Where I came from so I dont get to go have fun like this often. Ricer Redneck Games!!! Has anyone else found anything useful to do with a Ricer??????


P.*. I did cuss at and damn near beat the hell out of him for turning a Pontiac into a DAMN Ricer !!!
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oh 1992.. lol I was going to say a sunfire shouldnt have that much extra gas leaving the engine... but i quess.
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I've never tried that, but I'd like to take a baseball bat to one and have some fun that way.
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I have too much respect for pontiacs to use a baseball bat on. Put a Honda in front of me I will beat it until it looks like a Ford Festiva hit by a bus!
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my buddy was a big Pontiac ricer. he had like a 96 sunfire 4 door. everyday we'd put a extra large macdonald'* cup and some of our garbage in there like it was a trash can. of course it had the required chrome shifter **** (not installed properly) that came off when you threw it into 2nd. and what no domestic ricer should be without...
CHROME HUBCCAPS. (holla playa!). the great thing about these was whenever there was a burnout (every day), they would fly off the car.

i miss high school so much. *tear*
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I have too much respect for pontiacs to use a baseball bat on. Put a Honda in front of me I will beat it until it looks like a Ford Festiva hit by a bus!
Oh I wouldn't trash a Pontiac either, and in my case I have seen only one or two riced out Pontiacs which is good. I mean import rice mostly though, and very possibly riced Escorts and Anal Probes are on my sh** list too (no offense to Ford fans).

Probes don't have to be riced for me to beat 'em though.
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Probes don't have to be riced for me to beat 'em though.
This is true!

Me too! How can you not love this kid?

What do you call a probe that tailgates? AN ANAL PROBE!!! AHAHAHAAH...
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Got that right!!

I have the misfortune of seeing the same riced out Probe drive down my street several times on a daily basis. I know the sound of it'* fart can like the back of my hand.

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YAWWWWN! Fart. Rice. What?
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I have some pictures of this sunbird ricer we have our little ricer redneck games with, just click the link in my sig.
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