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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 10:33 AM
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An army Major visiting the sick soldiers.

He went to one private and asked, "What'* your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir."
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What'* your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man," said the Major.

He went to the next bed, "What'* your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir."
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What'* your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man," barked the Major.

He moved to the next bed, "What'* your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What'* your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 07:20 PM
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Very funny honey..................................Now get back to painting my house!!!!
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 07:27 PM
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to both of you.
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 07:28 PM
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 10:58 PM
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See this is what happens when I am not around to supervise him He gets distracted by BC................................................ .......It'* okay, he is allowed He has been working pretty hard as of late, and you know what they say, men who work do work around the house, are 50% luckier than men who don't
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 04:51 PM
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mann, only 50%. i should stop working
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 06:40 PM
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yeah 50% is so not worth it.
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by PontiacMom
See this is what happens when I am not around to supervise him He gets distracted by BC................................................ .......It'* okay, he is allowed He has been working pretty hard as of late, and you know what they say, men who work do work around the house, are 50% luckier than men who don't

Someone should tell my wife about this.
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