Puddy, I thought about saying that, but refrained. At least I'm not the only one that thought it. You just had the nuts to post it

<----Internet tough guy

After I went down at teh first turn of an MX race and some guy center-punched me in the small of my back and I'm all jacked up in the first aid station...from a spectator - "Dude, did that hurt?"
H*** NO! I'm just puttin' on an ACT so all the chicks will feel sorry for me and maybe I'll get a date!! Dumb a$$.

"....may I see your ID?" Usually it'* from someone who is young enough to be my kid.

This isn't a question, but it was a pretty funny answer. Ditchboy'* girlfriend was telling me about the foreign students she works with at the local 6 Flags amusement park. She was saying there were a bunch people Russia, and that they came here to work during the summer because they could make so much more money. She went into great details telling how poor these people were, their living conditions, etc.

So, I asked her, "...if they are so poor, then how did they get over here?"
Her reply <dead serious>, "...by plane"

I kid you not...she is not even blonde, but ...well....yea...

"what about that LED'*" :?

My momma once asked

"Don't your bonneville buddies have lives outside the club?"


"Nope"

"What kind of turbo do you have in there?"

i also got the classic, "do you work here?" when i worked at chuck e cheese'* and was wearing a referee striped shirt with the cec logo on it

When I tell people I am from Serbia, sometimes they ask me if I'm from Africa. The dumbest question I was ever asked was when someone skipped right past that question and asked if I ever got scared of all the wild beasts running around the plains.

I got a worse one. I was asked with my SSEi -

"Do you have the LT1 in that? I heard some have the LT1."